For fast approaching 3 years I have been unable to get a job. The list of things that have happened in that period of time would make a pretty gritty melodrama and/or possibly a classic 6 part situation comedy. One day these misadventures will be catalogued, and the rights bought by Stephen Spielberg. In my mind's eye, I have Ewan McGregor playing me as a stylised Scottish dude from Falkirk. In reality it's as likely to be the guy who played Benny on Crossroads. Spielberg tends to avoid the "star" system. It generally works.
To quote Alan Bleasedale's immortal words Gizza Job.